just come out here and I will go home with you...
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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