thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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