hotel room ftw
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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