it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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