Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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