ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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