Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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