can u get pink eye on your cock?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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