dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Randomize