SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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