Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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