Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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