Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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