am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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