No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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