can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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