I cockslap morals
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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