bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it's like heaven, but drunker
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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