Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I miss vodka workout Fridays
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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