Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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