She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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