Plan B is the new Plan A
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
