just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
