wanna go halves on a baby?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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