So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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