the condom got lost in my hair
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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