I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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