she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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