dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
The feeling are messing with the penis
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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