Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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