Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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