Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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