She said her name was "party"
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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