Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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