seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
