Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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