Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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