The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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