Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
