Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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