you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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