google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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