It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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