You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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