This is not my ceiling
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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