dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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