in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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