I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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