It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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