..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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