It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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