No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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